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“I sent one of these cards to my ex and they actually called to laugh about it. Pretty sure that’s a first. Clawmark Greetings is the only place I trust to say what I’m really thinking, with just the right amount of venom.”
— Alex Rivera
“Hallmark said it with love. Clawmark says it with a dagger dipped in sarcasm. Exactly what I needed for my frenemy’s birthday.”
— Sarah Tinker
“Finally, a card company that gets me. I sent one to my boss and somehow still have a job. 10/10 would passive-aggressively express myself again.”